These baubles are for you scrooges out there, or even those of us who would like to love Christmas but would rather be left alone! Each bauble is individually hand carved, painted and finished with 22k gold lustre, so no two are the same. These baubles are unglazed on the back and marked with a logo stamp, and come with a 25cm long pale teal ribbon ready to hang wherever you need a bit of bah humbug!

There are two sizes: large ornaments measure 9-13cm long and 6.0-7.5cm wide; small ornaments measure 7.2-9.0cm long and 4.3-6.3cm wide depending on which shape of bauble you choose. Because of their handmade nature please expect to see small imperfections and wobble, which are all part of their charm - be sure to look carefully at the photos before you purchase.

Merry fucking Christmas, friends!