If you’re all out of ducks then this is the t-shirt for you. Innocent enough to wear in front of kids at the school run, but the (not so) subtle message is there for those who understand.

This is printed in water based inks on 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton. The t-shirts are GOTS, Fair Wear, Oeko-tex and PETA Vegan certified.

The t-shirts are a unisex fit. Please see the size guide below to choose the right size for you. It may help to compare measurements with a similar garment that you already own. Buy it to fit quite closely or get it oversized and have fun. You can customise your tee by rolling the sleeves, tucking it in, or even being bold and taking a pair of scissors to it!

Colours: Dark olive green on a mid heather grey.

Karen is 5’6 and fits a UK size 10-12 (US 6-8). She wears a size S.

Mark is 6’0 and chest size 42. He wears a size L.